"Dah-ling!  I've just the sport bag EVERYONE longs for...

and now you can have an original, not just a green knock-off!

They'll be green with envy when you whip out your reusable canvas bag at the check-out.  This sweetheart has the classic embroidery

of the cross and flame and your Wesley name.  Don't tell anybody that you found this deal of a lifetime here. 

Just order and smile.  $10;  yes, honey, a "bah-gan" price of only

ten dollars.  And seniors (60+), get TWO for the price of one! 

I know, dear; unbelievable!  Just duck in the office and tell 'em 'Greenie' sent you.  Enjoy."